Past Stories

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Canine and a Half Weeks My girlfriend sleeps with her two medium-sized dogs. They are, to quote her, her “babies.” I see them more as her bodyguards. We don’t live together, but even when I sleep over she refuses to…


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You’re The None For Me You’ll probably think I’m messing with you, but I swear I’m not. I am a man who has no desire to have sex. I was married, but after my wife got pregnant with our second…


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The Litter Prince My boyfriend and I just moved in together. It’s going well, except for how he leaves empty containers and trash everywhere. I asked him to please just put these in the garbage. He did this — for…



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Fresh Prince of Belle-Stare My boyfriend “loves women.” When we’re out, he’ll check out and comment on every hot girl. I get that he’s just “appreciating their beauty,” but it makes me feel angry and insecure. How...


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The Bleh Lagoon I’m a guy in my late 20s. Two years ago I started a friends-with-benefits thing with a woman, which honestly has turned into one of the most relaxed, comfortable relationships I’ve had. Unfortunately, the se...


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All In A Day’s Jerk I’m a happily married 30-year-old woman. A co-worker pointed out a senior trainer at work constantly sneaking lustful glances at me. I was later assigned to his section. We quickly became close friends, ...



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What You Seethe Is What You Get My boyfriend of a year used to fly into rages. He and his ex had huge, ugly screaming fights. He now uses “mental tricks” to stay calmer. Obviously, rage is a bad thing,…


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When the Gooing Gets Tough When my boyfriend and I are on the phone, he won’t sign off with “I love you” if his guy friends are around. Meanwhile, these guys have met me and most are in relationships. So…